CAD humour.....

I wonder why does all ridiculous ideas of innovation comes out only during Computer classes despite the fact that we have a different faculty nearly each semester! This year the NIFT's license to Lectra modaris CAD expired, so midway to our sem 6 we are being taught TUKA CAD, which is a bit novel and easier.
-While making us understand how to make curves on the pattern, sir gave a strange twist to the side seam[ its nearly straight line usually] , It was so funny that we wondered how will a person look like, wearing such a shirt. Many suggestions and logic came out from the fertile brains of the class fellows.

• Suggestion one- Must be a variation to the basic shirt [ and we were screwed to death in the past to complete our 8 variation's submission] .
• Suggestion two- send this dress for Wow entry [ design contest for innovation, held every year].
• Suggestion three- Mowgli will wear this shirt.
• Suggestion four- why don't we have collar placed on the armhole?
• Suggestion five- yes , the above mentioned is a nice idea!yes, why not!
• Thought six- we are bugged up, lets take a break at 5.30 [class was till 8.00 p.m. ] and never return back.
• Thought seven- what about attendance shortage?Many of us have very low attendance.
• Idea eight- Lets steal that attendance register and lock it up in the department office, and face the music tomorrow.
• Decision nine- Our CR is brave, she did it! :) We ran away.
• Decision ten- Sir didn't had permission to open the lab after 5.30 p.m, so he shut down all computers, we got a genuine logical reason to justify our deeds [ we didn't missed it] :D